CHAPTER XVII.
1ELIZABETH related to Jane, the next day, what had passed between Mr.
Wickham and herself. 2Jane listened with astonishment and concern: she
knew not how to believe that Mr. Darcy could be so unworthy of Mr.
Bingley’s regard; and yet it was not in her nature to question the
veracity of a young man of such amiable appearance as Wickham. 3The
possibility of his having really endured such unkindness was enough to
interest all her tender feelings; and nothing therefore remained to be
done but to think well of them both, to defend the conduct of each, and
throw into the account of accident or mistake whatever could not be
otherwise explained.
4“They have both,” said she, “been deceived, I dare say, in some way or
other, of which we can form no idea. 5Interested people have perhaps
misrepresented each to the other. 6It is, in short, impossible for us to
conjecture the causes or circumstances which may have alienated them,
without actual blame on either side.”
7“Very true, indeed; and now, my dear Jane, what have you got to say in
behalf of the interested people who have probably been concerned in the
business? 8Do clear them, too, or we shall be obliged to think ill of
somebody.”
9“Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my
opinion. 10My dearest Lizzy, do but consider in what a disgraceful light
it places Mr. Darcy, to be treating his father’s favourite in such a
manner,—one whom his father had promised to provide for. 11It is
impossible. 12No man of common humanity, no man who had any value for his
character, could be capable of it. 13Can his most intimate friends be so
excessively deceived in him? 14Oh no.”
15“I can much more easily believe Mr. Bingley’s being imposed on than that
Mr. Wickham should invent such a history of himself as he gave me last
night; names, facts, everything mentioned without ceremony. 16If it be not
so, let Mr. Darcy contradict it. 17Besides, there was truth in his looks.”
18“It is difficult, indeed—it is distressing. 19One does not know what to
think.”
20“I beg your pardon;—one knows exactly what to think.”
21But Jane could think with certainty on only one point,—that Mr.
Bingley, if he had been imposed on, would have much to suffer when
the affair became public.
22The two young ladies were summoned from the shrubbery, where this
conversation passed, by the arrival of some of the very persons of whom
they had been speaking; Mr. Bingley and his sisters came to give their
personal invitation for the long expected ball at Netherfield, which was
fixed for the following Tuesday. 23The two ladies were delighted to see
their dear friend again, called it an age since they had met, and
repeatedly asked what she had been doing with herself since their
separation. 24To the rest of the family they paid little attention;
avoiding Mrs. Bennet as much as possible, saying not much to Elizabeth,
and nothing at all to the others. 25They were soon gone again, rising from
their seats with an activity which took their brother by surprise, and
hurrying off as if eager to escape from Mrs. Bennet’s civilities.
26The prospect of the Netherfield ball was extremely agreeable to every
female of the family. 27Mrs. Bennet chose to consider it as given in
compliment to her eldest daughter, and was particularly flattered by
receiving the invitation from Mr. Bingley himself, instead of a
ceremonious card. 28Jane pictured to herself a happy evening in the
society of her two friends, and the attentions of their brother; and
Elizabeth thought with pleasure of dancing a great deal with Mr.
Wickham, and of seeing a confirmation of everything in Mr. Darcy’s look
and behaviour. 29The happiness anticipated by Catherine and Lydia depended
less on any single event, or any particular person; for though they
each, like Elizabeth, meant to dance half the evening with Mr. Wickham,
he was by no means the only partner who could satisfy them, and a ball
was, at any rate, a ball. 30And even Mary could assure her family that she
had no disinclination for it.
31“While I can have my mornings to myself,” said she, “it is enough. 32I
think it is no sacrifice to join occasionally in evening engagements.
33Society has claims on us all; and I profess myself one of those who
consider intervals of recreation and amusement as desirable for
everybody.”
34Elizabeth’s spirits were so high on the occasion, that though she did
not often speak unnecessarily to Mr. Collins, she could not help asking
him whether he intended to accept Mr. Bingley’s invitation, and if he
did, whether he would think it proper to join in the evening’s
amusement; and she was rather surprised to find that he entertained no
scruple whatever on that head, and was very far from dreading a rebuke,
either from the Archbishop or Lady Catherine de Bourgh, by venturing to
dance.
35“I am by no means of opinion, I assure you,” said he, “that a ball of
this kind, given by a young man of character, to respectable people, can
have any evil tendency; and I am so far from objecting to dancing
myself, that I shall hope to be honoured with the hands of all my fair
cousins in the course of the evening; and I take this opportunity of
soliciting yours, Miss Elizabeth, for the two first dances especially; a
preference which I trust my cousin Jane will attribute to the right
cause, and not to any disrespect for her.”
36Elizabeth felt herself completely taken in. 37She had fully proposed being
engaged by Wickham for those very dances; and to have Mr. Collins
instead!—her liveliness had been never worse timed. 38There was no help
for it, however. 39Mr. Wickham’s happiness and her own was perforce
delayed a little longer, and Mr. Collins’s proposal accepted with as
good a grace as she could. 40She was not the better pleased with his
gallantry, from the idea it suggested of something more. 41It now first
struck her, that she was selected from among her sisters as worthy of
being the mistress of Hunsford Parsonage, and of assisting to form a
quadrille table at Rosings, in the absence of more eligible visitors.
42The idea soon reached to conviction, as she observed his increasing
civilities towards herself, and heard his frequent attempt at a
compliment on her wit and vivacity; and though more astonished than
gratified herself by this effect of her charms, it was not long before
her mother gave her to understand that the probability of their marriage
was exceedingly agreeable to her. 43Elizabeth, however, did not choose
to take the hint, being well aware that a serious dispute must be the
consequence of any reply. 44Mr. Collins might never make the offer, and,
till he did, it was useless to quarrel about him.
45If there had not been a Netherfield ball to prepare for and talk of, the
younger Miss Bennets would have been in a pitiable state at this time;
for, from the day of the invitation to the day of the ball, there was
such a succession of rain as prevented their walking to Meryton once. 46No
aunt, no officers, no news could be sought after; the very shoe-roses
for Netherfield were got by proxy. 47Even Elizabeth might have found some
trial of her patience in weather which totally suspended the improvement
of her acquaintance with Mr. Wickham; and nothing less than a dance on
Tuesday could have made such a Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday
endurable to Kitty and Lydia.